Total Medals Earned: 321 (From 84 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,955 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/180 points)
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Bring rain to your followers
Bring rain to those who do not worship the Snakedragon
Bring rain equally to all
Flood the village
Deny rain to all
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
How to open them
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 5/6 (30/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 11/24 (55/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
You made Pico, congrats!
*cock jokes not included
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)